Top Ten One Liners

Top Ten Funniest One-Liners From The Internet:

  1. Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you up with experience.
  2. Going to church doesn’t make you religious any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  3. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  4. We never really grow up, we only learn the right way we’re supposed to act in public.
  5. War doesn’t determine who is right—only who is left.
  6. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  7. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  8. The evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
  9. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  10. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.
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